Overly Tired Procrastination Techniques

When the Monday blues get you, and you find yourself stuck on the couch, staring blankly at the ceiling, try these expertly crafted procrastination strategies:

• 1. Play Video Games All Day Long
• 2. Make A List Of All The Things You Will Do Instead
• 3. Create A Comic Strip About How Tired You Are
• 4. Buy 100 Books And Read The Table Of Contents

Remember, the key to successful procrastination is to never, ever, actually do any work.

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