Monday's Blues Cures: Escape from the Abyss of Awfulness

A survival guide for when the weekend is just not enough

Step 1: Wake-up Call

When the alarm clock screams at you like a banshee in the dead of night, don't let it consume your soul. Simply press 'Snooze'

Read on for the next step

Step 2: Coffee IV

Administer a dose of dark magic, also known as caffeine. But be warned: overuse may lead to jitters and spontaneous human combustion

Learn more about the dangers of coffee overuse

Step 3: Deny, Deny, Deny

When confronted with reality, simply deny it exists. Repeat this process until it becomes true.

Discover the art of reality denial