Step 1: Wake-up Call
When the alarm clock screams at you like a banshee in the dead of night, don't let it consume your soul. Simply press 'Snooze'
Read on for the next stepStep 2: Coffee IV
Administer a dose of dark magic, also known as caffeine. But be warned: overuse may lead to jitters and spontaneous human combustion
Learn more about the dangers of coffee overuseStep 3: Deny, Deny, Deny
When confronted with reality, simply deny it exists. Repeat this process until it becomes true.
Discover the art of reality denial