Monday Blues Cures: The Official Guide

Are you feeling stuck in a rut on Mondays? Well, you're not alone. We've got you covered with the most comprehensive guide to curing your Monday Blues.

Overcoming the Hump Day Caffeine Injections for the Mind

Step 1: Pretend It's Thursday

Pretend it's already Thursday. Like, just go ahead prophets, say it with conviction, like you're a boss.

Repeat this process until your mind gets the message: "I can do this. I can survive this monstrosity of a Monday."

Step 2: Eat a Whole Pizza by Yourself

It's scientifically proven that eating a whole pizza by yourself will cure the Monday blues. Don't @ me.

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