Monday Blues Cures

Because adulting is hard, apparently.

Therapist's Corner

Dr. Smith, a renowned expert in the field of Monday Blues, has some advice:

  1. Start with a 10-minute walk to the nearest coffee shop.
  2. Order a Venti Iced Mocha with an extra shot of existential dread.
  3. Repeat, "I will not let Monday get me down," until you feel a sense of mild comfort.

Tuesday is just around the corner, but don't worry, it's all downhill from here.

Or, you know, you can just go to our Panic Room for a more... intense experience.