Warning: the following cures may be ineffective and possibly even hazardous to your health. Use at your own risk.
ประก์ Monday Morning Coffee
- Drink 10 cups of coffee in 1 hour.
- Stare intensely at your cat for at least 30 minutes.
- Repeat the phrase "It's not Monday, it's Tuesday, it's Tuesday" 17 times while standing on your head.
Side effects:
- Temporary blindness
- Temporary loss of motor function
- Temporary hatred for your cat
- Long-term memory loss
Side effects may persist for up to 3 days.
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