MONDAY BLUES CURES

Welcome to the definitive guide for those who've lost their minds to the existential dread of the workweek.

Prescription:

• Take 2 cups of strong coffee.
• Repeat the following incantation, 7 times: "I will survive, I will thrive, I will crush my to-do list."
• Engage in a 30-minute dance battle with the office copier.
• Call in a favor with your coworker who still uses a flip phone.

Side Effects:

• Uncontrollable urge to sing "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor.
• Unexplained increases in productivity.
• Short-term memory loss (due to excessive use of copier.)

Subpages:

• Learn the art of Napping
• Discover the secret to the office microwave's magical properties