It's Monday, and you're already feeling like a zombie. Don't worry, we've got you covered. Solution 5 to cure your Monday blues:
1. Binge-watch 5 hours of cat videos.
2. Eat 3 pounds of pizza by yourself, because why not?
3. Spend 2 hours playing video games, because adulting is overrated.
4. Call in sick, but only if you're really, really sick. Or just pretend to be.
5. Take a 10-minute power nap, because you're basically a college student again.
Remember, these are just suggestions, and may or may not be scientifically proven to help. But hey, it's Monday, so you're probably desperate.
Don't forget to check out our other Monday blues solutions for more questionable advice.