It starts with a strong cup of coffee, brewed with the tears of a thousand failed relationships. The aroma wafts through the air, a pungent mix of despair and regret. As you take a sip, the bitter flavor courses through your veins, reminding you that yes, things could be worse.
Next, put on your favorite sad song playlist. Nothing says "I've given up on life" like listening to the same 12 songs on repeat, each one a painful reminder of your own inadequacies. The more you listen, the more you'll feel the sting of existential dread.
Finally, take a long walk in the rain. Not just any rain, but the kind that's so heavy it's almost like the sky itself is crying for you. As the droplets pierce your skin, you'll know you're truly alive... to the crushing weight of your own insignificance.
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