• The feeling of dread that settles in like a bad hangover
• A creeping sense of desperation for a decent coffee machine that doesn't dispense lukewarm water
• The certainty that your coworkers will soon be judging you for your questionable fashion choices
• An unshakeable feeling that the meeting that starts at 10 will never end
• Increased risk of spontaneous combustion (just kidding, but seriously, don't wear polyester)
• Enhanced sensitivity to the sounds of keyboard typing and elevator jazz
• Unreliable memory of what day it is and why you're even here
• Uncontrollable urges to send passive-aggressive emails to HR