Siesta 101: The Art of Doing Nothing

Lesson 1: Mastering the Art of Procrastination

Welcome, students! Today, we're going to learn the art of doing nothing. It's a skill that requires great focus, discipline, and a healthy dose of indolence.

First, let's start with the basics:

• Find a comfortable spot to lounge
• Close your eyes and pretend you're not thinking about work
• Repeat 'I'm a professional' to yourself at least 10 times

And that's it! With these simple steps, you'll be well on your way to mastering the art of doing nothing.

Now, go ahead and practice your newfound skills. Remember, the key is to not do anything at all.

And if you get stuck, don't worry! You can always contact the Siesta Helpline