Monday Blues Cures: Tell-a-Lie

Warning: This page contains entirely fictional and possibly untrue content. Don't @ me.

• It's not actually Monday. It's just the 3rd day of the weekend.
• Our patented Monday-Blues-Away-O-Matic technology has been down for maintenance since last Thursday.
• The only cure for the Monday blues is to just pretend it's still Friday.

Visit our other pages for more untruthful content!

• Lie About the Blues
• Lie About the Weekend (Thai Edition)
• Lie About the Week (No, Seriously, It's Tuesday)