THE MONDAY BLUES CURE: TERMS AND CONDITIONS

Disclaimer: We're not actually lawyers, nor do we care about your feelings.

By using this website, you agree to the following:

You will pretend to care about Mondays, even when you don't.
You will not attempt to reorganize our perfectly good schedules.
You will not sue us for any perceived emotional distress caused by our excessive use of bright colors and harsh typography.

If you're still reading this, congratulations! You're probably a glutton for punishment. Click here to proceed.