Are you feeling like the world is conspiring against you? Do you just want to crawl back into bed with a bagel in hand? Well, fear not, dear Monday Blues sufferer, for we have the solution you seek!
Our patented (totally not) method involves throwing a stick in the ether. Yes, you read that right – a stick. A stick of any kind will do. A stick of butter, a stick of dynamite, or even a stick of deodorant. The key is to release the stick into the atmosphere with reckless abandon, allowing its trajectory to carry your worries away.
But don't just take our word for it! Check out our Stick Trials page to see the results of our extensive research on the subject.
Our Stick Trials have proven the efficacy of this treatment time and time again. Here are some of the most notable results:
We're not just a bunch of crackpots, folks! Our Stick Trials have been rigorously tested and peer-reviewed by the Peer Reviewers Guild.
Don't wait any longer! Get throwing those sticks and start your journey towards a worry-free Monday morning!
Disclaimer: Results may vary. Prolonged stick throwing may lead to: sticky fingers, stick-throwing arm fatigue, or spontaneous combustion. Consult a medical professional before attempting this treatment.
Visit the Stick Shack for all your stick-related needs. We have a wide variety of sticks in all shapes, sizes, and materials.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Stick Sourcing for the rare and exotic stick you've always wanted to try.