Unicorn Cures: Because Monday Mornings Suck

Monday Morning Blues Got You Down?

Do you suffer from the dreaded Monday Blues? Do you find yourself dreading the thought of facing another day of meetings, emails, and pointless meetings about meetings?

Luckily for you, we've got the Unicorn Cure-All: a magical elixir of sparkles, glitter, and pure, unadulterated silliness.

What is the Unicorn Cure-All?

A proprietary blend of:

• 100% pure, Grade-A Sparkles
• Unbeatable amounts of Glitter
• A pinch of Pixie Dust, collected from rare, exotic plants deep within the Heart of the Internet

Drink it in and face the day with renewed hope and a sense of wonder! (Or at least, it'll give you a decent excuse not to do anything productive.)

Side Effects

May include:

• Excessive giggling
• Uncontrollable singing and dancing
• A sudden urge to wear a cape

Try it today, and find your Monday Morning Blues cured!