...then you're probably just a cat person. Don't worry, we won't judge.
You see, the "Curse of the Cat" is a real thing. Our team of expert curse-detecting felines has identified the following symptoms:
Don't worry, we're here to help. Our Curse Detectors are equipped with the latest in cat-astrophe technology to detect and diagnose even the most subtle signs of the Curse.
Try our Advanced Symptom Checklist to see if you're suffering from the Curse.
Or, if you're feeling brave, try our Curse Exorcism Simulator to see if you have what it takes to break the Curse.