Phase 0: Pre-Darkness

Recovering from Monday's Existential Crisis

It's 8 AM on a Monday. The weekend is over. The apocalypse is nigh.

• Phase 1: Technicolor Dreams (When the sun still rises)
• Phase 2: Mid-Morning Sweat (When the coffee kicks in)
• Phase 3: Cataclysmic Despair (When the existential dread sets in)
• Phase 4: Techno-Futurism (When the AI takes over)

Don't forget to wear your seatbelt, because this ride gets wild.