Phase 10 - Phase Credits

Monday, the most wonderful day of the week, and we're here to help you recover. You've made it to Phase 10, which means you've survived 9 grueling phases of Monday morning dread, Monday evening anxiety, and Monday afternoon ennui.

• Phase 9 was the worst. You had to face your fears, like that one thing you ate on a dare, and that other thing that's just taking up space in your closet.
• You've earned your Phase 10 credits, which can be redeemed for:
• Phase 11 - Phase Credits - Because who needs sleep when you have caffeine?
• Phase 12 - Phase Credits - Because you've earned the right to forget what happened in Phase 11.
• Phased Out - Phase Credits - Because, let's be real, you're probably just going to quit anyway.