You've reached the pinnacle of Monday morning despair. Congratulations.
Our team of expert sarcasm therapists are on hand to help you navigate this bleak landscape.
Continue to Phase 11: SarcastrologyPatient: unable to face the week. Exhibiting classic symptoms of existential dread and impending doom.
Diagnosis: Mondayitis. Stage 10.
A) Sarcasm Injection: a shot of carefully calibrated eye-rolling and heavy sighs.
B) Existential Crisis Counseling: a 30-minute session of staring into the abyss.
C) Coffee IV: a slow drip of caffeine to stimulate your sense of hopelessness.
Learn more about SarcastrologyResults not guaranteed. Monday will still be terrible.
Side effects of treatment may include, but are not limited to:
* Increased eye-rolling
* Exacerbated existential dread
* Temporary (or permanent) loss of hope
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