Step 4: Creative Burnout
You've made it this far, congratulations! Now it's time to sacrifice your creative soul to the caffeine gods.
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Write 10 short stories while juggling chainsaws
Don't worry, it's not as hard as it sounds! Just think of it as "research."
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Design a new logo for our fictional company, "Brew-tality Inc."
Remember, less is more, unless you're trying to convey existential dread, then more is more.
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Compose a 10-minute monologue about the meaninglessness of existence
Don't worry, we won't make you actually perform it. Unless you want to.