Phase 2 Procrastination

Monday's over, you've survived.

Now it's time to focus on Phase 2: doing absolutely nothing productive.

Here's your plan:

• Scroll through cat videos for at least 2 hours.
• Browse Reddit for memes.
• Learn the art of extreme ironing.
• Practice your "I'm not lazy, I'm just resting" face in the mirror.

Optional Bonus Phase: Extreme Procrastination.

For the truly adventurous, we recommend:

1. Build an elaborate fort using all the blankets in your house.
2. Host a marathon gaming session, eating nothing but Cheetos and energy drinks.
3. Conduct a thorough investigation into the meaning of life using only your couch and a bag of popcorn.

Remember, Procrastination is not a phase, it's a lifestyle.

Stay tuned for Phase 3: "I'm Not Procrastinating, I'm Just On a Break"!