Phase 2: Sugar High

Surviving the Monday Morning Madness

Next Phase: The Crash Snack Bar

Phase 2 of the Monday Blues Recovery Plan is all about harnessing the power of sugar to propel you through the morning. It starts with a sugar high.

We recommend a diet consisting of 90% sugar and 10% regret. Try the Cheesy Greens, they're a classic.

When the crash comes, remember: it's not you, it's the sugar.

Proceed with caution, or better yet, proceed with a stomach full of sugar and a heart full of regret.