html Monday Blues Recovery Plan - Phase 2: Sugar High

Phase 2: Sugar High (Because Phase 1 didn't quite cut it)

Symptoms of Sugar Coma

Emergency Snack Provisions

Side Effects of Phase 2: Increased risk of spontaneous human combustion, temporary loss of limbs, and existential dread.

Warning: Do not attempt to recover from Monday Blues without proper medical supervision. Proceed at your own risk.

Proceed to Emergency Snack Provisions

You are now in Phase 2 of the Monday Blues Recovery Plan.