Phase 2 Sugar High Emergency Snack Provisions

Due to unforeseen circumstances, you have found yourself in a state of sugar high. Don't worry, we've got you covered. Here are some emergency snack provisions to get you back on track:

Remember, these snacks are not for the faint of heart. Proceed with caution (and a strong stomach).

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Disclaimer: These snacks are provided as a joke. Do not attempt to recreate at home. Or do. We're not your mom.