It's Monday. The worst.
You've been up all night thinking about your existential dread and the impending doom of adulting. Now it's time to face the music.
Don't just reach for that box of Froot Loops, friend. Try something new. Like... like... Savory Surprises.
Just sit there. Stare. Let the fluorescent lights of the office overheads sear into your brain. You might just start to question everything.
Just plop yourself down on the floor, arch your back, and let the existential despair wash over you. Like a soothing rain. Feline Philosophy will be your new go-to.
Or, if all else fails, just go get a slice of pizza.