Today, we're going to take a break from our to-do list and stare blankly at this wall for exactly 37 minutes and 14 seconds. No thinking, no scrolling, no eating a snack. Just you, the wall, and the abyss of productivity.
Experiment 2: Intensive NappingWe're going to drink an entire pot of coffee, then write a 5,000-word essay on the benefits of caffeine. No, wait, we're going to just drink the coffee and stare blankly at this wall again.
Experiment 3: In-Depth Study of Caffeine IntakeWe're going to scroll through 3,000 hours of cat videos, then write a 10,000-word essay on the importance of social media in today's society. Or we'll just watch cat videos. Either way, it's for science.
Experiment 4: Extreme Social Media BrowsingWe're going to watch 50 hours of reruns, analyze the plot holes, and write a 20,000-word thesis on the art of binge-watching as a form of self-care. Or we'll just binge-watch and forget what day it is.
Experiment 5: In-Depth Study of Binge-Watching TV ShowsWe're going to eat a whole box of cereal every meal, then write a 10,000-word essay on the benefits of sugary breakfast foods. Or we'll just eat cereal and forget what day it is.
Experiment 6: Intensive Study of Eating Cereal for Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner