Step 4: Intensify the Desperation
It's time to take your coffee consumption to the next level. No longer satisfied with just a morning cup, you're now ready for the full-on assault of the caffeine beast.
Drink a whole pot, and then some. Add an extra shot, no, two, three. You're not a coffee snob, you're a coffee zealot. The line between human and caffeine-fueled maniac has blurred.
But don't just stop at coffee. Add some espresso, some cappuccino, and a dash of Red Bull. You're a machine, a human-capsule fueled by pure, unadulterated caffeine. Your body is a temple, a vessel for the sacred elixir that is coffee.
Step 5: The Sugar Crash Step 6: The Caffeine Withdrawal Symptoms