Phase 3: The Caffeine-Fueled Desperation

Welcome to the final phase of the Monday Blues Recovery Plan. By now, you've survived the weekend, but Monday morning has reared its ugly head. Here's where things get really desperate.

You're at your desk, and your coffee machine is beeping at you, taunting you, daring you to come hither and fetch it. You're not even close enough to grab a decent cup, let alone the sugar and cream. Your eyes are bloodshot, but you refuse to give in.

Phase 4: Caffeine-Fueled Breakdown - The sweet, sweet taste of desperation.

Phase 2: The Second Cup of the Day - A blast from the past, but with more coffee.

Phase 5: Manager Says Relax - The never-ending loop of disappointment.

Phase 1: Monday Morning Madness - Where it all started, but we won't go back.