By now you're probably mainlining on your 5th cup of coffee. It's time to take it to the next level.
**Step 1: Add more sugar**
**Step 2: Sprinkle with cinnamon**
**Step 3: Stare intensely at the cup for 5 minutes**
**Step 4: Visualize the caffeine molecules dancing in your brain**
And if that doesn't work, try our advanced techniques:
Disclaimer: Results may vary. Side effects include, but are not limited to: jitters, anxiety, and spontaneous combustion. Use at your own risk.