Phase 3 Sugar Low: Because Monday Morning Suck

You've made it to phase 3. Congratulations! Now, let's face the harsh reality: the weekend is over, and your coffee is almost gone.

Here's a step-by-step plan to survive the impending doom:

1. Drink more coffee. Like, a whole pot of it.
2. Stare at your phone for exactly 37 minutes, then take a 5-minute break.
3. Repeat step 1 until your coworkers stop talking to you.
4. Call in sick, citing "existential dread" as your reason.

For more advanced recovery techniques, visit our Phase 4 Sugar High page, where we'll guide you through the art of pretending to be interested in meetings.

Or, if you're feeling really desperate, try our Phase 2 Sugar Lower page, where we'll teach you how to secretly eat a whole pizza by yourself.

Remember, you got this! Monday morning will be over soon, and you can go back to bed.