Phase 3: Sugar Recovery

Monday morning, you're feeling like a zombie. The only thing that'll get you through the day is sugar. Lots and lots of sugar.

Go to Step 1: Sugary Snack Break Go to Step 2: Brew Coffee Rebellion Go to Step 3: Cake Therapy

Warning: Side effects of Phase 3 may include: increased risk of cavities, sugar highs, and existential dread.

Disclaimer: This plan is not recommended for those with dietary restrictions or a strong stomach.