Monday morning, and you're still feeling like you're stuck in a perpetual twilight zone. The sugar high from the weekend has worn off, and you're crashing harder than a '90s economy.
Don't worry, friend, you're not alone! You've made it to Phase 3 of the Monday Blues Recovery Plan.
Here's your support group, where you can commiserate with fellow crash victims and share tips on how to survive the sugar withdrawal.