Nap Hazard Snoring Phase 4: The Dark Ages

You've reached the most critical phase of your Monday.

At this point, you're either a functioning member of society or a drooling zombie with a penchant for cat videos.

Phase 4 is where the boundaries between reality and dreams blur, and your snoring becomes a force of nature.

Don't worry, it's not a lost cause. Our patented Snore-Tron 3000 will help you recover from this slumber-induced coma.

Phase 4.1: Snore-Specific Exercises

• Snore-Swimming Laps: 20 reps of snore-filled swimming laps around your bed.
• Snore-Voice Training: Practice your snore in front of a mirror to perfect your tone.
• Snore- Yoga: Downward-facing snore, anyone?

Stay tuned for Phase 5: The Great Snooze.