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Phase 4 Nap Time Safety Guidelines
Phase 4 Nap Time Safety Guidelines
**Warning: Phase 4 Nap Time is a Critical Stage**
Nap Time Zone Designations
Ensure all areas are clearly marked with:
- Yellow caution tape: indicates a 10ft buffer zone around the coffee machine.
- Red cones: mark the path to the fridge, where the most potent sleep-inducing forces lie.
- Blue cones: mark the path to the bathroom, where the most unpredictable sleep-disruptors lurk.
Prohibited Activities During Phase 4 Nap Time
Avoid the following hazards:
- Watching cat videos on YouTube
- Scrolling through social media
- Reading email
Phase 4 Nap Time Emergency Procedures
In case of an emergency:
- Call the Phase 4 Nap Time Hotline: 1-800-NAP-TIME
- Evacuate the area and proceed to the designated Nap Time Safety Shelter.
Phase 4 Nap Time Survival Kit
Assemble the following essentials:
- A pillow
- A blanket
- A 2-hour supply of coffee (for the designated Nap Time Safety Officer)
Learn more about Phase 4 Nap Time Survival Tips
Go to Phase 4 Nap Time Safety Guidelines 2: Advanced Techniques