Crisis Counseling

It's time to accept that Mondays are, in fact, the worst day of the week. The sun is not shining bright, the coffee is not strong, and the only thing that's really going to make it through the day is your existential dread.

Crisis counseling is not just about solving the problem; it's about learning to live with the problem. And, honestly, that's really hard.

Here's a step-by-step guide to accepting the Monday_goals:

  1. Take a ประก 10-minute walk outside and stare at a tree.
  2. Realize that the tree is just a tree and will not, in fact, save you from your existential dreadประก
  3. Return to your office and stare at your computer screen.
  4. Cry.
  5. Order a coffee and pretend it will make everything better.