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Where the Monday morning blues just won't quit.
Don't hit the snooze button, just pretend you're fine.
Go to Phase 5: Sleep Deprivation for when you really can't pretend anymore.
"WHY DO I EVEN EXIST?"
It's just your brain, don't worry, it's just having a existential crisis. Go to Phase 3: Justify Caffeine for when it's just not listening.
Drink enough coffee to numb the pain, but not too much, or you'll just crash harder.
Go to Phase 6: Justify Your Life for when you're justifying everything.
Because adulting is hard, and you're just a mess.
Go to Phase 7: Justify Your Shower for when you're just trying to justify a good cry.
Cry it out, then pretend you're just washing off last night's regret.
Go to Phase 8: Justify Your Bed for when you just can't even.