In this final phase, you've accepted your fate and have resigned yourself to the fact that the weekend is just an illusion. You're now a functioning member of society, but deep down, you're secretly a prisoner of monotony.
Techniques for this phase include:
- Just... go with it.
- Caffeinate.
- Beg for mercy, but only on Tuesdays.
- Repeat 'it's only Monday' like a mantra.