Phase 4: Sugar Reboot

Because Monday was a nightmare, you need a sugar rush to get through the day.

Step 1: Caffeine Infiltration

Drink 5 cups of coffee, and pretend it's a good idea.

Proceed to Step 2: Sugar High

Step 2: Sugar High

Eat 3 whole pizzas, and wonder why the sugar crash will be so much harder to deal with.

Proceed to Step 3: Bad Debt

Step 3: Bad Debt

Borrow $10,000 from your significant other, and pretend it's for a 'chartInstance'.

Proceed to Step 4: Bad Debt Burden

Disclaimer: This is not actually a recovery plan. You're still going to crash and burn.