You've made it to Phase 4, congratulations! You've survived the existential dread of Sunday evening, the existential dread of Monday morning, and the existential dread of your own inadequacy. But don't get too cocky, friend, because this is where things get real.
It's time to don the sacred garb of the office warrior: the sweatpants. These aren't just any sweatpants, though. No, no. These are specially designed, high-tech sweatpants, equipped with:
Remember, friend, the sweatpants are just the beginning. The real challenge lies within. So, buckle up, buttercup, and get ready to face the existential dread that is Phase 4 of the Monday Blues Recovery Plan.