Phase 4: Caffeine Coma

You've made it to Phase 4 of the Monday Blues Recovery Plan! This is where things get really interesting.

Step 1: Crash and Burn

Drink 5-10 cups of coffee in one sitting. No, really, drink them. It's not just a suggestion.

  1. Stare blankly at a wall for 30 minutes.
  2. Try to remember what day it is.
  3. Wonder how you've managed to survive this long without a decent amount of caffeine.

Step 2: Crash Recovery

Take a 20-minute power nap, or until the caffeine kicks in.

  1. Crawl back to your desk, still half-asleep.
  2. Stare at your computer screen, try to remember what you're doing.
  3. Realize you've been staring at the same line of code for 3 hours.
Phase 5: The Come Up