Phase 5 Sugar Detox: The Final Countdown
Welcome to the most grueling phase of the Sugar Detox program. You made it through Phases 1-4, now it's time to face the ultimate challenge: sugar-free living.
Here's what you can expect:
- Intense sugar cravings that will try to eat your soul
- A 5-day marathon of black coffee consumption
- Forced social interactions with people who still eat candy
But don't worry, you're almost there! Just remember:
- Stay hydrated with water and tears
- Avoid all shiny objects
- Repeat the mantra: "I will not give in to my sugar demons"
Ready to move on to the next phase? Try: