Phase 7: Justify Your Shower

You've been in a funk, and it's time to break out. Our patented Justify Your Shower program helps you find the perfect water pressure to get your week started.

With our expertly calibrated shower settings, you'll be dancing to the beat of your own drum in no time.

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Side effects of Phase 7: Justify Your Shower may include, but are not limited to:

• Uncontrollable happiness
• Unbridled productivity
• Unrelenting showers