Love is Blindness Treatment Plan - Phase 1: Denial

For the love of all that is sane, we're going to help you through the horrors of unrequited love.

Phase 1: Denial - The first step is to convince yourself it's not you, it's them. We repeat: it's not you.

We recommend a strict regimen of:

Repetition of affirmations: "It's not me, it's not me, IT'S NOT ME."
Intensive therapy with a licensed professional who's seen it all before.
A healthy dose of self-care, including but not limited to: binge-watching rom-coms, eating entire pizzas by oneself, and practicing_goals