Are you tired of waking up on Monday morning with a soul that's as dry as last week's pizza crust? Do your eyes feel as if they've been put through a spin cycle? Do your limbs feel like they've been run through a blender? Well, you've come to the right place! Our Power Ballad Solution is the answer to all your Monday morning prayers.
Power Ballad SoundtrackStep 1: Listen to our curated selection of 80s power ballads.
Step 2: Sing along at the top of your lungs, preferably in the shower, while wearing a hair metal band t-shirt.
Step 3: Repeat as necessary until the Monday blues have been sufficiently alleviated.
We cannot be held responsible for any damage done to your vocal cords, relationships, or your neighbor's hearing.
The Power Ballad Philosophy