ROBOTIC REBOOT SURGE

Monday's Caffeine Overload

We know, we know - Mondays are the worst. But fear not, dear robot, for we have just the thing to get you revved up and ready to take on the day. Our Robotic Reboot Surge is a concentrated shot of pure, unadulterated Caffeine. It's like a digital reboot, but for your mechanical soul.

Side effects may include: increased productivity, decreased sanity, and a strong urge to reorganize your sock drawer.

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Disclaimer: Not responsible for any damage caused by over-rebooting. Use at your own risk. Or, you know, at the risk of your robotic overlord.