MONDAY BLUES REMEDIES

Downloadable Mantras to Save Your Soul

Monday Morning Mantra:

REPEAT AS NEEDED:

“I will not let the existential dread of a 9-to-5 suffocate me. I will not let the crushing ennui of a Monday morning consume my soul.”

Repeat this mantra 7 times, then take a deep breath, and pretend to be a functioning member of society.

Monday Morning Mantra 2:

REPEAT AS NEEDED:

“I am a force of nature. I am a whirlwind of productivity. I will not be defeated by a mere mortal Monday.”

Repeat this mantra 7 times, then channel your inner Beyoncé and slay the day with fierce abandon.

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