Welcome to Monday Motivators, where we're forced to be happy, whether you like it or not.
Because, honestly, you're not going to be happy on your own. That's why we're here to help.
Overly Positive Thinking - Because thinking about the bright side of things is so much easier than dealing with reality.
Distract Yourself to Death - Our patented technique of ignoring your problems until they go away.
And, of course, we have our trusty Monday Blues Remedies, because sometimes you just need a little help.
Caffeine Injections - Because, let's be real, you're not really awake until you're not really awake.