Monday Morning Motivational Tips
You're not a morning person, and that's okay. In fact, it's more than okay. It's... expected.
Here's what you need to do:
- Repeat the phrase "I am not a morning person, but I will pretend to be for a little while longer" until your brain stops hurting.
- Stare blankly into the void of your closet for 17 minutes to "recharge" your batteries.
- Make a strong cup of coffee and pretend it's actually a magical elixir that will turn you into a functioning member of society.
And if all else fails, just remember: it's only Monday.
But wait, it gets better! If you click on this link to Advanced Snoozing Techniques, you'll learn how to take it even further!