Level 1 Basic Human Functionality: The Inevitable Despair

Subsection: Monday

You're already feeling hopeless, aren't you?

Here's a list to help you cope with the crushing weight of existence:

• 1. Drink more coffee
• 2. Panic about the meaninglessness of life
• 3. Binge-watch your way to oblivion
• 4. Pretend you meant to do nothing productive all along

Repeat as necessary.

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