Welcome to Monday Blues: Overly-Complicated Schemes, where our team of expert procrastinators have devised a system to make your workday even more... complicated. Tangled Web of Entanglements Maze of Choices Infinitely Deep Priority List
This scheme involves creating an endless series of meetings to "discuss" the same topic, each meeting spawning another meeting, ad infinitum. It's like a beautiful, soul-sucking fractal.
Subscheme 1: The Agenda of Doom Subscheme 2: The Meeting of Meetings