Monday Blues Solutions - Schrödinger Cat Technique

Are the Monday blues getting you down?

Try our revolutionary Schrödinger Cat technique!

Essentially, it's a box that's simultaneously closed and open. You're simultaneously happy and sad. It's Monday, but it's not Monday. You get it.

We've got the following solutions for you:

• Quantum Leap of Faith - A technique that defies the laws of physics and logic.
• Superposition Solutions - A state of being in multiple places at once. Or maybe not.
• Many Worlds of Maybe - Where every possibility exists, and none of them make sense.

Or, if all else fails, try our

Absurd Solutions - Because sometimes, you just have to roll with it.